You are not going to believe me when I tell you: I have a solution to rising food prices!
It goes like this: Every evening, take your whole family for a run outside in Saint Louis. You all will inhale / injest such large quantities of nearly invisible gnats that you will not need — or want — to eat for days.
I know. You can thank me later.
Ok, fine. You were right not to believe me, but only when it comes to running. With some stuff, I actually know what I’m talking about. Sometimes.
Let’s move on to a Side Note: Favorite heckler nickname of tonight’s run (where I blasted through 89 clouds of gnats)?
It managed to distract me from the gnats for 4 seconds, so for that, I am grateful.