Dear Toddlers Everywhere,
I know you don’t understand Daylight Saving Time. I’m not sure I get it either. Nevertheless, it happens, and you’re going to have to adjust to it. If you don’t, and you continue to wake up at 5am without taking any extra naps or going to sleep any earlier, you will always be too tired to enjoy the good things in life, like peanut butter and jelly. I know you don’t believe me, but I procured proof:
So unless you want to always be falling asleep, sitting up, with jam on your face, please, just figure it out, and sleep in until six.
Forever yours, because that’s what we do,